Doug's So You're Over Forty, Can't Cook, and Can't Get a Date Cookbook
Hey! Here's a cookbook for those of you that are over thirty (forty, fifty), can't cook worth a damn, and can't get a date, either. This might help. And even if it doesn't, you will still get some decent meals out of it. Enjoy.

I've got some pictures to go along with this, so you can see how things look. I will try to get them uploaded when I can.

Table of Contents

Doug's Gear List: Start Here!! [ VIEW]

Doug's Chile Stuff, and Odds and Ends

Doug's Death To Chile Heads Hot Sauce [ VIEW]

Doug's Louisiana Habanera Hot Sauce [ VIEW]

Doug's Belizean Habanera Hot Sauce [ VIEW]

Doug's Suicide Sauce [ VIEW]

Doug's Cayenne Sauce [ VIEW]

Doug's Chilean Chile Sauce (Pebre) [ VIEW]

Doug's Chili Powder No. 1 [ VIEW]

Doug's Chili Powder No. 2 [ VIEW]

Doug's Chili Powder No. 3 [ VIEW]

Doug's Salsa No. 1 [ VIEW]

Doug's Quick and Dirty Salsa (Salsa No. 2) [ VIEW]

Doug's Green Chile Salsa (Salsa No. 3) [ VIEW]

Doug's Reasonably Tasty Chipotle Sauce (Salsa No. 4) [ VIEW]

Not Doug's Chile Oil No. 1 [ VIEW]

Garam Masala [ VIEW]

Doug's Salsa Verde No. 2 [ VIEW]

Traditional Gremalada [ VIEW]

Green Olive Tapenade [ VIEW]

Black Olive Spread [ VIEW]

Sage Butter [ VIEW]

Bagna Cauda [VIEW]

Thai Green Curry Paste [ VIEW]

Madras Curry Powder -- HOT [ VIEW]

Curry Powder [ VIEW]


Asparagus Soup [ VIEW]

Broccoli Soup [VIEW]

Bean and Black Olive Soup [VIEW]

Black Bean Soup [ VIEW]

Chicken Soup [ VIEW]

Dilled Zucchini Soup [ VIEW]

French Onion Soup [ VIEW]

Andaluzian Gazapcho [ VIEW]

Lentil Soup [ VIEW]

Non-Magic Mushroom Soup [ VIEW]

Spanish Bean Soup [ VIEW]

Veggie Soup [ VIEW]

Watercress Soup [ VIEW]

Could Be Pistou Soup [ VIEW]

Chickpea and Lentil Soup [ VIEW]

Garbanzo and Celery Soup, with Gremalada [ VIEW]

Broccoli and Spinach Soup with Gorgonzola [ VIEW]

Lentil and Mushroom Soup [ VIEW]

Salad and Dressings

Broccoli and Cauliflower Salad [VIEW]

Weird Tabouleh [ VIEW]

Cauliflower and Spanish Olive [ VIEW]

Cole Slaw No. 1 [ VIEW]

Egg Salad (not the usual mushy s**t you get most places) [ VIEW]

Blue Cheese Vinaigrette [VIEW]

Tarragon Dressing [ VIEW]

Tomato and Mozzarella Salad [ VIEW]

Antipasto [VIEW]


Various Things

Focaccia [ VIEW]

Deviled Eggs [ VIEW]

Kale with Pine Nuts [ VIEW]

Spinach with Garlic and Pine Nuts [ VIEW]

Tarragon Potato Salad [ VIEW]

Industrial Guacamole [ VIEW]

Quiche Lorraine [ VIEW]

Spinach and Ricotta Tartlet [ VIEW]

Cheese Soufflé [ VIEW]

Cajun Catfish [ VIEW]

Odd Chicken Curry No. 1 [ VIEW]

Rao's Famous Lemon Chicken ( I only wish it were mine.) [ VIEW]

Seared Shrimp with Basil Sauce [ VIEW]

Black Tiger Shrimp in Wantons with Pesto [ VIEW]

Buttered Shrimp [ VIEW]

Sort-Of Fettuccine Alfredo [ VIEW]

More than Usually Strange Chili [ VIEW]

Straight Ahead Chili Colorado [ VIEW]

Broccoli and Tofu, with Chiles [VIEW]

Baked Tofu with Baby Portabella Mushrooms [ VIEW]

Stir fried Green Beans with Chiles [ VIEW]

Sausage, Mushrooms, and Broccoli, with Pasta [ VIEW]

Okra and Tomatoes [ VIEW]

Spinach Omelet [ VIEW]

Roasted Tomatoes and Pasta [ VIEW]

Garlicky Mushrooms [ VIEW]

Tagliatelle with Salsa [ VIEW]